vitarays:

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

 (x)

(Source: squided)

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2 days ago (via)

9/14/14
9:23
#omg

visualgraphc:

Principles of Design in Paper Art by Efil Turk

(Source: behance.net)

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3 days ago (via)

9/14/14
12:23
#nice things

illustratedkate:

Natasha sends the cutest texts!! (sorry the pictures are so small - full view them to read the writing!)

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4 days ago (via)

9/12/14
11:14
#perfection

nataliatasha:

tony takes it upon himself to aggressively set Steve up on dates because he thinks Steve spends way too much time by himself or doodling. Obviously some of Tony’s ideas of a good ‘match’ for Steve are pretty off, but Nat, who has been crashing at Steve’s more and more frequently, is delighted to help Steve by weeding out the awful ones. 

These potential “dates,” more than happy to go out with a gorgeous blonde and not seeing him for much more than that, come to Steve’s door to find a snarky, gum-chewing redhead. 

All of them tell different stories to their friends afterward:

"his CRAZY lesbian roommate told me ‘i want to have your adopted babies’ and tried to shave my head"

"He has this weird younger sister who i think is part of a cult; she said she only eats 30% post-consumer recycled fiber and was tap dancing to swedish death metal"

"This lady dressed like Jessica Rabbit was sitting on top of his refrigerator talking about how she used to be a police officer in Transylvania, then fell in love with a boy named Jesse and burned down a fish farm?"

"I mean she would’ve been gorgeous but she had about twenty ponytails on her head and wouldn’t let me in while waving a fake lightsaber and making ‘vwoom’ noises"

"She tried to convince me she was Jareth, the Goblin King? she had all this weird makeup on and told me my new name was Sarah."

"I don’t look anything like Vladimir Putin but she just wouldn’t let it go and then stopped speaking in English entirely and switched to Russian or something."

"She threw a dead fish at me"

"She told me that steve isn’t a real person and that he’s actually a man that lives in her finger? and then asked me a lot about pirates?"

"Whenever i tried to talk she would just start laughing really loud."

"I know steve is like, you know gorgeous and tall but honestly reenacting star trek episodes with his weird friend for hours isn’t worth it"

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4 days ago (via)

9/12/14
8:20
#solid gold friendship right here

(Source: radtracks)

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1 week ago (via)

9/9/14
11:16
#MMMMMMM #v nice

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

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1 week ago (via)

9/9/14
5:16
#goals & aspirations

bananasandguavas:

kamala from my walkthrough! im sad that i don’t draw her a lot

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1 week ago (via)

9/8/14
9:21
#mmmm #nice things

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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1 week ago (via)

9/8/14
9:02

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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1 week ago (via)

9/8/14
7:38

wolveroonie:

'what kind of guy would leave a usb key containing highly classified intelligence behind two pieces of gum in a vending machine'

probz the same kind of guy who hides his spare house key under a haphazard cinderblock that literally anyone could kick over by accident

image

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1 week ago (via)

9/6/14
3:16
#steve rogers #aka the absolute worst at hide & seek

yiffmaster:

fyeahgameglitches:

Start an aesthetics blog and have nothing on it except this video.

jontheangel

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1 week ago (via)

9/6/14
12:29
#i don't follow this game but i'm laughing #so there's that

(Source: kulakarkasi)

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2 weeks ago (via)

9/2/14
9:38
#me

“Witnessing someone realize that Steve is Chaotic Good is like watching a fairy appear. It’s a beautiful thing.”
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2 weeks ago (via)

8/30/14
12:30
#true